Totally real Black Friday deals at the Canucks team store

On Thursday night, as is tradition, the Americans celebrated Thanksgiving a month and a half late. It’s strange that they continue to do this, especially since it puts the entire country alarmingly behind in their Christmas shopping, which is why the day after Thanksgiving is such a scramble to buy gifts.

Nevermind that they still have a month until Christmas itself. Americans are notoriously responsible purchasers, known for buying what they need well in advance, which is why the day after Thursday Thanksgiving has been known as “Buy Lotsa Awful Christmas Crap” Friday, or B.L.A.C.C. Friday.

Until recently, it’s been a strictly American affair. But now Canadian retailers are getting in on the action for some damn reason, offering Black Friday deals of their own, even though yesterday was just a typical Thursday here in the Canadas.

Among those retailers: the Canucks team store, where you’ll find some of the best deals on rare and special Canuck-related items. Check out what they’re selling today!

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Real Good Tweets, starring @wholegrainne and kindly dad Trevor Linden

You folks made some good tweets last week. Some real good tweets

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Stick in Link: Alex Edler’s revival; Canucks off to best start, like, ever

It’s time for “Stick in Link”, the feature where we just plug in a bunch of stuff written by others! Featuring a smattering of links from around the Smylosphere and beyond every Tuesday and Thursday. Warning: our links are so hyper, they change colour when exposed to heat. (Have something for us to share in [...]

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Big Numbers: The long and winding road trip; goal differential a stat to watch

Every now and then we like to take a break from all the words and just post some numbers. And some words describing the numbers, as otherwise it would just be a whole bunch of numbers with no context, which would be really weird. Big Numbers is a weekly feature on Pass it to Bulis in which we identify the numbers and statistics that really matter or, frequently, the ones that don’t matter at all but are still pretty interesting.

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Stick in Link: Pat Quinn remembered; Canucks trade Alex Mallet for Andrey Pedan

It’s time for “Stick in Link”, the feature where we just plug in a bunch of stuff written by others! Featuring a smattering of links from around the Smylosphere and beyond every Tuesday and Thursday. Warning: our links are so hyper, they change colour when exposed to heat. (Have something for us to share in the next edition? E-mail us at passittobulis@gmail.com, tweet us @passittobulis, or just come over and write your link on a pad of paper, I guess.)

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Jannik Hansen named the NHL’s first star of the week

What a week it’s been for Jannik Hansen (and his biggest booster, Thomas Drance, who’s been arguing with Jason Botchford and his Botcholytes about Hansen’s skill, utility, and effectiveness as Radim Vrbata’s understudy for weeks now).

Suffice it to say, this is pretty vindicating: Hansen is the NHL’s first star of the week.

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Pat Quinn, Canucks president, coach, GM, architect, defender, icon, legend dies at 71

The hockey world, and Vancouver hockey especially, has lost one of the greats, as former Canuck defender, coach, president, and General Manager Pat Quinn died Monday at the age of 71.

He will be missed, especially in Vancouver. He was on hand for so many of this franchise’s greatest moments, in large part because he had a hand in orchestrating so many of them.

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I Watched This Game: Canucks 4, Blackhawks 1

It was Daniel Sedin’s big night, the occasion of his 1000th NHL game. He was honoured prior to puck drop in a pregame ceremony, given a painting by Tony Harris (but, sadly, not Tony Harrison), and sent on a Disney cruise (which delighted his young daughter beyond measure). And then Jannik Hansen went ahead and stole the damn show.

We probably shouldn’t be surprised. He’s not named the honey badger because he lives alone in a self-dug hole. It’s because he doesn’t give a [hoot], and there’s really nothing more honey badger than choosing to score the first Canucks hat trick since Daniel Sedin did it in 2011, on the night set aside for honouring Daniel Sedin. Screw your big day, Daniel. Sunday, November 23, 2014, will henceforth be known as Jannik Hansen day to all those who watched this game, and I watched this game.

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The Paper Feature: After 20 games, can we say the Canucks are good yet?

The Vancouver Canucks hit the 20-game mark on Thursday night versus the Ducks, and it was only fitting that they’d reach the quarter-mark with hockey’s most confusing outcome: a shootout loss.

Consider: the Ducks left that game with just four wins in their last ten. But because they’ve been to the shootout in five of their last ten, they’ve got points in nine of their last ten. It’s entirely possible the Ducks are coming back to earth after a hot start. But you wouldn’t know it. Not when they keep coming away with points.

Similarly, one-fourth of the way into the season, it remains difficult to have a strong opinion on the quality of this year’s Canucks. Which is problematic, since it’s sort of our job to have one, and the 20-game mark may as well be the deadline. Five games? Small sample size. Ten games? Small sample size. 20 games? Time to make doody, as they say, or get off the pot.

But it’s tough to get off the pot in Vancouver.

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Canucks of the Week, starring Bo Horvat, and those sweet, sweet Oilers

Canucks of the Week, written by Kevin Vanstone, examines who and what is keeping hockey in Vancouver interesting these days. That’s right: who and what. It need not only be players. After all, we are all Canucks. All people, places, things, abstract concepts, ideas, emotions — if it’s a noun, proper or common, it’s a Canuck, and it’s eligible to be a Canuck of the week.

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Brian Elliott appears to be trapped in Sportsnet’s Canucks broadcasts

Brian Elliott took a brief nap Wednesday afternoon, as he often does. But as he slept, he met a small goblin named Mr. Teeth, who showed him a portal. “Pass through this portal,” said Mr. Teeth, with a wide, mischievous smile that wordlessly explained his name, “And you will be a star… forever.”

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I Watched This Game: Canucks 3, Ducks 4 (SO)

The Canucks have had this one circled on their calendars ever since the NHL released the 2013-14 schedule. Unfortunately, the whole thing was ruined when Bryan Allen was traded to the Montreal Canadiens the morning of the affair, robbing us of only our sixth opportunity to see Allen in Vancouver since he left in the summer of 2006.

On the bright side, there was still Jason LaBarbera’s homecoming. And Ryan Kesler was there too, playing his first game back in Vancouver since pulling a David Duchovny and demanding a move to Southern California. Kesler and Duchovny have a lot in common, actually. Both had five good seasons in Vancouver. Neither emotes very well. And both had roles in 2001 film Zoolander. (Kesler played the title character.)

I’m going to watch the X-Files as soon as I’m done here. But this isn’t about what I’m going to watch tonight. It’s about what I’ve already watched. I watched this game.

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Breakdowning Radim Vrbata’s blink-and-you’ll-miss-it powerplay goal

The Canucks made some changes to their powerplay personnel in advance of Wednesday’s visit to Edmonton, and just looking at the gamesheet, you might be tempted to conclude that it paid off. The club scored two goals with the man advantage, which, in a 5-4 game, is the difference between a win and a loss.

Of course, for those watching the game, you know the personnel shift that really made a difference wasn’t Yannick Weber in for Linden Vey, or Zack Kassian for Alex Edler. It was the Oilers’ penalty-kill for the PK units that had held the Canucks scoreless in the 20 opportunities leading up to Wednesday night.

That was never clearer than on Radim Vrbata’s first goal of the evening, which came just two seconds after the powerplay had begun, with Vrbata stepping into a jaw-droppingly wide-open slapshot.

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The Canucks ugly Christmas sweater is making fools of us all

To hear some folks tell it, the official Vancouver Canucks ugly Christmas sweater is a holiday miracle, right up there with Clarence Odbody earning his wings, finding a sterile stable in dawn-of-the-common-era Bethlehem, and the Grinch becoming imbued with the strength of a dozen grinches atop Mount Crumpit.

Some folks, in this case, being retailers, who are marvelling at the redeemer come down from on high to save them, this pullover of prophecy, this sweater of sweaters.

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Linden Vey’s slow transformation into Yannick Weber

For the second consecutive year, Linden Vey may have to wait a while for game no. 19.

The rookie forward looks to be the odd man out Wednesday in Edmonton, as the Canucks seek to address a few key areas: their struggling powerplay, first and foremost — it’s fallen to 17th in the league at 18% — and if there’s time, their team faceoff win percentage, which is 27th in the league.

To the former, Yannick Weber steps into the man advantage in place of Vey, hoping to cut down on the overpassing and put the Canucks back on the highway to goals. To the latter, Bo Horvat draws into the lineup for Vey, and I do mean draws, because his best asset right now is the one Vey doesn’t have.

It means familiar territory for Vey, as he waits for a spot to open up for him at centre. Granted, it’s not quite as dire as his time in Los Angeles, where the Kings are Umberto Eco deep in the middle, but it’s a concern. When the season began, there appeared to be as many as three centre spots up for grabs. Now, 18 games on, there may not be any left for Vey. Unbelievable as it sounds for a rookie with 9 points in his first 18 games, the first quarter of the season may go down as a massive missed opportunity.

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Stick in Link: Richardson on Kassian; we’re still talking about that Martin Hanzal goal

It’s time for “Stick in Link”, the feature where we just plug in a bunch of stuff written by others! Featuring a smattering of links from around the Smylosphere and beyond every Tuesday and Thursday. Warning: our links are so hyper, they change colour when exposed to heat. (Have something for us to share in the next edition? E-mail us at passittobulis@gmail.com, tweet us @passittobulis, or just come over and write your link on a pad of paper, I guess.)

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Spitballin’ on the Taxman, Barry Wilkins the puckhog, and signing toddlers

Spitballin’ (or Super Pass It To Bulis: All In, if you love adventurous acronymizing) is a feature that allows us to touch on a multitude of things really fast, because in the world of hockey, there are always lots of things to find and colour. Here are a few quick topics.

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Canucks of the Week, starring Pat O’Neill, and the unstoppable Martin Hanzal

Canucks of the Week, written by Kevin Vanstone, examines who and what is keeping hockey in Vancouver interesting these days. That’s right: who and what. It need not only be players. After all, we are all Canucks. All people, places, things, abstract concepts, ideas, emotions — if it’s a noun, proper or common, it’s a Canuck, and it’s eligible to be a Canuck of the week.

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Game of the Week: Canucks vs Ducks, November 20th

Only two games to choose from this week and it’s a tough one. On the one hand, we have the Canucks’ sixth — SIXTH!! — meeting with the Edmonton Oilers, and I think I speak for all of us when I say I simply can’t wait to see these guys again. After all, while the Canucks may have won the previous five meetings, I think they still have a lot left to prove, like, uh, whether or not they can win six.

I don’t know. I’d complain about the Oilers-heavy schedule, but 1) the first two games were preseason, which hardly counts, and 2) the Canucks have had a hot start to the year, and part of me wonders whether the confidence boost a club gets from playing Edmonton isn’t part of it.

Anyway. We’ll pick the other game.

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I Watched This Game: Canucks 0, Coyotes 5

We should probably have seen this coming. After surviving the California trip, after that exciting OT win versus Ottawa, after stoking the fanbase with some wins and a brief dance with Lady First-In-The-West, that minx, the Canucks were due for a letdown. Cue the Arizona Coyotes of Phoenix in Glendale.

There are nights when I feel lucky to have this job. Then there are other nights, when I realize the game is over, but there’s still another period to go, and I have to watch it, I have to, or I’m finished. Nights like this one. I… I watched this game.

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Real good tweets, starring @mammamialack, Eddie Lack’s proud mother

You folks made some good tweets last week. Some real good tweets.

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Big Numbers: Juice served cold; Horvat draws in

Every now and then we like to take a break from all the words and just post some numbers. And some words describing the numbers, as otherwise it would just be a whole bunch of numbers with no context, which would be really weird. Big Numbers is a weekly feature on Pass it to Bulis in which we identify the numbers and statistics that really matter or, frequently, the ones that don’t matter at all but are still pretty interesting.

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I Watched This Game: Canucks 2, Ducks 1 (SO)

As 16th games of the season go, this was a pretty big one. After a brutal performance in San Jose that somehow resulted in a win, the Canucks headed into Los Angeles apparently thinking they’d stumbled onto a low-key, low-effort recipe for victory. But it was the Kings who made a meal of the Canucks’ recipe, giving Vancouver their just desserts. (Man, am I hungry.)

That pumped a fresh angle into the bus to Anaheim. Not only was this a reunion with ex-flame Ryan Kesler (not to be confused with ex-Flame Tim Jackman), but now the result of this game would characterize the whole trip. A third poor outing would suggest the Canucks still can’t hang with The Californians, and likely rattle loose the sky. But a win? Well, it’d be tough to argue with a 3-1 road trip, so I definitely won’t, because I watched this game.

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The Paper Feature: Tips to throw the Kings and Ducks off their game

It’s possible the Canucks’ trip to California this weekend has been overhyped.

After all, the Kings have already lost to both the Arizona Coyotes and the Carolina Hurricanes this season, so it’s probably safe to say that taking two points from them doesn’t automatically mean you’re a great team.

Still, considering what happened last year, it’s easy to understand why people are making such a big deal about this weekend’s back-to-back. Under John Tortorella, watching the Canucks play Los Angeles or Anaheim was like watching an eight-year-old go one-on-one with his dad in a game of basketball. Sure, sometimes it was close, but only because the dad was kind, and wanted his son to feel like winning was a possibility. In the final moments, the competitive spirit would always take over, and the dad would crush his son, as a reminder that being eight years old still makes you functionally useless in the grown-up world.

Men against boys, in other words.

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I Watched This Game: Canucks 3, Sharks 2

The Canucks had this one circled on the calendar. After having about as much success in California last season as the Joad family, the club was hellbent on preventing this season from becoming The Grapes of Wrath II: The Wrathening. And that mission began Thursday night in San Jose, as the Canucks looked to prove they could hang with their Pacific Division rivals. Did they succeed? Well. Sort of.

The Canucks were thoroughly outplayed in San Jose. Outshot 37-19, and out-attempted a whopping 80-23. They blocked more shots than they attempted. In terms of possession, it wasn’t close. And yet they won. It’s the most undeserved W since the word “wrong”, as in, “the Canucks leaving San Jose with two points tonight just seems wrong.” But it happened. I saw it. I watched this game.

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