Ryan Kesler’s beast mode forces Canucks fan to alter plans for pizza feast mode [PHOTO]

Friday night’s Game 2 between the Canucks and the San Jose Sharks put Vancouver hockey fans through the wringer. Through two periods, it looked like we were witnessing yet another game in which the Canucks wouldn’t be scoring. Another disappointing outcome seemed inevitable. You could forgive any fan who felt that he had seen this game before and decided by about the second intermission that there wasn’t going to be much to see in the third.

But then Ryan Kesler came to life, scoring early in the final frame on a blistering slap shot from the point. Suddenly the disbelieving fans were forced to change their tune (albeit briefly). And one fan was forced to change his pizza order:

“Hi. I know I said I could pick up, but listen: Ryan Kesler just brought beast mode to the table. You’ll have to do the same for feast mode.”

This is my favourite receipt by far, narrowly beating out the one from that pastor that struggles to understand why Applebee’s waitresses outearn God. It’s just so detailed. And it tells us so much about this customer. He ordered this pizza when the Canucks were trailing and agreed to go get it because he didn’t think they would score. Was he alone? Was the plan to eat an entire large pizza because the Canucks were making him sad? That sounds about right.

Here’s hoping the delivery guy got there between when the Canucks took the lead and the Sharks tied the game up, because that was probably a big tip window.

s/t to J.W. Cannon.

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8 comments

  1. paul wodehouse
    May 5, 2013

    …actually the operative word there is “CHICKEN”

    whoda thunk!

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  2. Lenny
    May 5, 2013

    Paul, your baby is ugly.

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    • Truculent!
      May 5, 2013

      It’s a Troll Baby, what were you expecting?

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  3. paul wodehouse
    May 5, 2013

    ouch! Lenny ouch!

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  4. paul wodehouse
    May 5, 2013

    … so tonite’s the night right? put in the backup / starter with the ‘body injury’ and let him get his fair share of equal number of losses before the sweepers hurry hard…2 gooseeggs for loulou and two for carrot top …nice …

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  5. Max
    May 5, 2013

    Hahahaha, to imagine the life that commenter must have ^ “Oh it seems my Sharks are playing a new team in the playoffs, I better find an online blog dedicated to them, make an account, and rustle a few feathers”

    Seriously man, you’ve got too much time on your hands…

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    • paul wodehouse
      May 7, 2013

      …max…its r u f f l e feathers…you rustle cattle…seriously

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  6. Tom 1040
    May 6, 2013

    Hope mixed with Canucks = A recipe for disaster.

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