Unreal Canucks Gif Tournament: ‘Luongo likes it, puts ring on it’ vs. ‘Roberto Luongo, handsome person’

Introducing the Unreal Canucks GIF Tournament, a quest to determine which Canucks GIF is the greatest in existence. We’ve narrowed it down to 32 candidates, divided into four divisions then seeded, one through eight. Now we need your help. An important note: this isn’t just something to do while the players and the owners waste time bickering over who should get what’s left of the money they’re burning — it’s also a super-important initiative. After all, if we don’t do this, how else will we know? AND WE MUST KNOW.

UNREAL CANUCKS GIF TOURNAMENT — FINAL, LUONGO DIVISION

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(1) We call this gif LUONGO LIKES IT, PUTS RING ON IT.

Luongo does some quality Beyonce walkin’, although he could probably be a little more bootylicious, if you ask me, but the real star of this clip is the little girl at the end. Everybody else is just sort of dancing. That little girl is DANCING. Look at those hand movements. This young lady has some serious swag. If this gif makes it out of the Luongo division, that little girl deserves an assist.

(5) We call this gif ROBERTO LUONGO, HANDSOME PERSON.

Can Luongo’s soap opera-esque hair flip pull off the upset here? It’s possible. After all, it’s an enchanting, almost mesmerizing moment. It’s entirely possible that folks will be so aswoon at the sight of it, they’ll vote it through without realizing it has an opponent. And speaking of losing sight of things, I just now noticed the wave of hair that whips around down by Luongo’s neck. That makes this ridiculous gif even better.

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OKAY. Now let’s vote.

WINNER – LUONGO LIKES IT, PUTS RING ON IT (55.7%)

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2 comments

  1. jenny wren
    January 3, 2013

    As Beyonce Lui’s stiff
    The second is the better gif

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  2. Andrew
    January 3, 2013

    Also, the dancing is at a wedding, where I firmly believe in (and abide by) a law requiring dancing with glorious jackassery. The hair flip is unmitigated awesomeness.

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