Continuing the Unreal Canucks GIF Tournament, a quest to determine which Canucks GIF is the greatest in existence. We’ve narrowed it down to 32 candidates, divided into four divisions then seeded, one through eight. Now we need your help. An important note: this isn’t just something to do while the players and the owners waste time bickering over who should get what’s left of the money they’re burning — it’s also a super-important initiative. After all, if we don’t do this, how else will we know? AND WE MUST KNOW.
UNREAL CANUCKS GIF TOURNAMENT — SECOND ROUND, KESLER DIVISION
(1) We call this gif LORD OF THE DANCE.
This gif teaches us an important lesson about Ryan Kesler: he has a dance button. It is located on his right shoulder and, if you punch it, Kesler will immediately launch into the goofiest dance in the world. I sincerely hope that his opponents don’t discover his secret dance button or else he’ll become ridiculously easy to shut down.
(6) We call this gif WOO!
Poor Woo!. It scored a surprise upset in the first round, beating out a crotch shot handily, but now has to face the number one seed in the Kesler Division. Doesn’t seem to faze Woo! at all, however, and you have to give a gif credit when it shows such enthusiasm in the face of adversity. Despite going head-to-head against goofy dancing Kesler, Woo! just keeps on wooing, with the kind of dedication that is truly inspiring. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
OKAY. Now let’s vote.
Voting closes at midnight.
WINNER — LORD OF THE DANCE (60.18%)Tags: unreal canucks gif tournament