Unreal Canucks Gif Tournament: ‘Lord of the Dance’ vs. ‘Woo!’

Continuing the Unreal Canucks GIF Tournament, a quest to determine which Canucks GIF is the greatest in existence. We’ve narrowed it down to 32 candidates, divided into four divisions then seeded, one through eight. Now we need your help. An important note: this isn’t just something to do while the players and the owners waste time bickering over who should get what’s left of the money they’re burning — it’s also a super-important initiative. After all, if we don’t do this, how else will we know? AND WE MUST KNOW.

UNREAL CANUCKS GIF TOURNAMENT — SECOND ROUND, KESLER DIVISION

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(1) We call this gif LORD OF THE DANCE.

This gif teaches us an important lesson about Ryan Kesler: he has a dance button. It is located on his right shoulder and, if you punch it, Kesler will immediately launch into the goofiest dance in the world. I sincerely hope that his opponents don’t discover his secret dance button or else he’ll become ridiculously easy to shut down.

(6) We call this gif WOO!

Poor Woo!. It scored a surprise upset in the first round, beating out a crotch shot handily, but now has to face the number one seed in the Kesler Division. Doesn’t seem to faze Woo! at all, however, and you have to give a gif credit when it shows such enthusiasm in the face of adversity. Despite going head-to-head against goofy dancing Kesler, Woo! just keeps on wooing, with the kind of dedication that is truly inspiring. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

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OKAY. Now let’s vote.

Voting closes at midnight.

WINNER — LORD OF THE DANCE (60.18%)

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3 comments

  1. the olde coot
    December 18, 2012

    The slightly uplifting LORD OF THE DANCE
    Like a pocket pair stands little chance
    Not against the wickedly wonderful WOO
    That ridiculously repeating deja vu

    I boot up the Mac for Jennifer Wren
    And it’s over and over and over again
    This expounding explosively on the play
    In an extensively exponential way

    While Kesler displays an iota of joy
    Lappy’s a child with a Christmas toy
    The one he’s wanted for ever it seems
    And now’s the apogee of his dreams

    And on he woos to his heart’s content
    To celebrate this climactic event

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    • jenny wren
      December 18, 2012

      “The slightly uplifting LORD OF THE DANCE
      Like a pocket pair stands little chance
      Not against the wickedly wonderful WOO
      That ridiculously repeating deja vu”

      It truly is to my surprise
      The vote is proving otherwise

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  2. Kyle
    December 18, 2012

    I’m a pretty poor lip reader but I swear he says Moove! Or Brendan Morrison skated by and he yelled Mo! Must be an m word. I think I will ask Santa what he was saying..

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