Introducing the Unreal Canucks GIF Tournament, a quest to determine which Canucks GIF is the greatest in existence. We’ve narrowed it down to 32 candidates, divided into four divisions then seeded, one through eight. Now we need your help. An important note: this isn’t just something to do while the players and the owners waste time bickering over who should get what’s left of the money they’re burning — it’s also a super-important initiative. After all, if we don’t do this, how else will we know? AND WE MUST KNOW.
UNREAL CANUCKS GIF TOURNAMENT — FIRST ROUND, LUONGO DIVISION
(3) We call this gif HAMHUIS’ PERFECT HIPCHECK.
Dan Hamhuis has said that he’s not as confident about hipchecking since tearing his ribs laying out Milan Lucic with this exact same move, and the very thought that he might never do another hipcheck makes me want to kick a baby duck. I mean, it’s hard to flip Douglas Murray. Heck, the only other time he’s fallen head over heels is when he met Tiger Woods’s ex-wife.
(6) We call this gif LUONGO’S OH FACE.
“Oh,” says Luongo, seemingly happy to be corrected by the unnamed reporter. Then, a dark stew bubbles up from his soul, and his eyes fill with murderlust at the idea of being corrected by this know-it-all. If he’s so smart, why aren’t the microphones pointed at him? I will eat your heart, he says from the depths of his own. It’s silent, yet the man behind him hears every word and quietly, fearfully disappears into the darkness.
OKAY. Now let’s vote.
Voting closes at midnight.
WINNER — LUONGO’S OH FACE (51.98%)Tags: unreal canucks gif tournament