Introducing the Unreal Canucks GIF Tournament, a quest to determine which Canucks GIF is the greatest in existence. We’ve narrowed it down to 32 candidates, divided into four divisions then seeded, one through eight. Now we need your help. An important note: this isn’t just something to do while the players and the owners waste time bickering over who should get what’s left of the money they’re burning — it’s also a super-important initiative. After all, if we don’t do this, how else will we know? AND WE MUST KNOW.
UNREAL CANUCKS GIF TOURNAMENT — FIRST ROUND, BIEKSA DIVISION
(2) We call this gif DHALSIM PUNCH.
Kevin Bieksa’s arms are, tragically, in proportion with the rest of his body and they do not have the ability to stretch over long distances. Thus, when Bieksa wants to punch someone, perhaps for trying to fight his mild-mannered defence partner, he has to get creative. The real star of this gif, however, is the ref, who seems to take the unconventional act of throwing a glove completely in stride, casually pointing to the glove, then tossing Bieksa in the penalty box. Completely non-plussed, that guy. Kudos.
(7) We call this gif BIEKSA’S IRRESISTIBLE TUSH.
Like a fine wine, this gif gets better with age: on first glance at this animated masterpiece, it just looks like the linesmen is copping a feel on not one, but both of Bieksa’s buttcheeks. This is, of course, high-larious. It is only on closer inspection that you see the puck tumbling from Bieksa’s glove and see that the poor linesman was just trying to catch it on the first grab; that doesn’t explain the second grab, which definitely catches cheek. Once again, high-larious. And then there’s the odd gentleman taking the whole thing in from the front row behind the glass, seeming to ponder the meaning of life and how it relates to butt-grabbing. Let me tell you, good sir: it’s all about butt-grabbing. All of it.
OKAY. Now let’s vote.
Voting closing at midnight.
WINNER — DHALSIM PUNCH (53.73%)Tags: unreal canucks gif tournament