Unreal Canucks Gif Tournament: ‘Schneider makes a weird face’ vs. ‘Luongo, handsome person’

Introducing the Unreal Canucks GIF Tournament, a quest to determine which Canucks GIF is the greatest in existence. We’ve narrowed it down to 32 candidates, divided into four divisions then seeded, one through eight. Now we need your help. An important note: this isn’t just something to do while the players and the owners waste time bickering over who should get what’s left of the money they’re burning — it’s also a super-important initiative. After all, if we don’t do this, how else will we know? AND WE MUST KNOW.



(4) We call this gif SCHNEIDER MAKES A WEIRD FACE.

Schneider’s got a lot going for him, and it sure seems as though he’ll be a fine new number one in Vancouver. After all, when it comes to being hit by rubber discs, it happens to him about as much as it happens to Luongo. Maybe more. But if there’s one area where Frecklesnoot’s yet to prove he’s an adequate replacement for Funny Bob, it’s in the face-making department. I mean, this is an incredible first effort and all, but last year Luongo gave us a countdown from 10, so we’ll need a whole lot more faces or we’ll be calling for the next guy. Okay, in fairness, we’ll probably be calling for the next guy no matter what. It’s just what we do. How do you feel about that, C-Wall?

(5) We call this gif LUONGO, HANDSOME PERSON.

Actually, if there’s one other thing you’ll want to work on, Schneider, it’s the elegance of your sweat-soaked hair. I mean, the red buzzcut’s nice and all, but when the mask comes off, you need to be able to toss your free-flowing ringlets back dashingly with just a simple rotation of the neck, wooing everyone in attendance. Look how Luongo does it. That lady in the green jersey’s about to faint and she’s, like, 100 feet away.


OKAY. Now let’s vote.


Voting closes at midnight.




  1. Scott
    December 3, 2012

    This is just easy. I mean, looking how dashing Luongo looks.

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    • Daniel Wagner
      December 3, 2012

      Schneider’s face makes me laugh every time, though.

      But yeah, I voted for Luongo.

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      • Nee
        December 3, 2012

        Me too. That hair…

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  2. Kenji
    December 4, 2012


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