Pass it to Bulis presents: ‘Song for Nelson Ong’ (VIDEO)

As you may know, Pass it to Bulis is raising $10,000 in support of Road Hockey to Conquer Cancer, an event that takes place in Vancouver on October 13th. We’re proud to announce we’re now one-fifth of the way towards our goal, having reached $2000 in pledges thanks in no small part to Nelson Ong, who made a generous donation of $500 Thursday afternoon.

Now, according to the incentives we laid out, a $500 donation doesn’t just garner our sincerest appreciation — it also garners “Hall of Famer” status, which comes with a musical ditty written, composed, recorded and Youtube’d by the two of us.

Perhaps we should have made this reward less attainable, but we are men of our word. Here is that ditty. Now, we know nothing whatsoever about Nelson apart from his name and that he gave us $500, but that didn’t stop us, man. Submitted for the approval of the midnight society (and also Nelson Ong), we present, “Song for Nelson Ong.”

Jealous? You should totally be jealous. If you want a song written and recorded in your honour (and really, who doesn’t?), all you have to do is what Nelson did, and pledge $500. You should totally go ahead and do that.

Donate to our Road Hockey to Conquer Cancer team here.

LYRICS

“Song For Nelson Ong”

This is a song for Nelson Ong
We’re carrying on for Nelson Ong

Nelson we know so little about you
So we would like to know a little more about you
Did you save a schoolbus full of kids from being eaten by a shark?
Did you save the Spiderman musical by turning off the dark?

Do you do exclusively excellent things?
We assume you do
Because you did this most excellent thing
And that’s all that we know about you

This is a song for Nelson Ong
We’re carrying on for Nelson Ong

Are you in fact the Sedin twins’ perfect winger?
Are you cuter than Bieber and a much better singer?
Did you help a couple down and out bloggers?
By donating your five hundred hard-earned dollars?
Yes you did

Do you do exclusively excellent things?
We assume you do
Because you did this most excellent thing
And that’s all that we know about you

This is a song for Nelson Ong
We’re carrying on for Nelson Ong

We hope others are inspired by this song
We think the whole world should be like Nelson Ong, Ong, Ong
If you’re one of those inspired by this song
Sing along, sing along, donate along

This is a song for Nelson Ong
We’re carrying on for Nelson Ong

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4 comments

  1. tj
    September 14, 2012

    Aw, man. You guys are great. Nelson is great. Good stuff, all of you!

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  2. kavi36
    September 14, 2012

    This. Is. AWESOME. Way to go Nelson! And PITB. You guys are alright too.

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  3. madwag
    September 14, 2012

    nice shirt, danielson. and a wonderful song by the two of you in recognition of Nelson Ong’s generosity. “You guys are great. Nelson is great.” my morning is made!

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  4. Nee
    September 14, 2012

    Nice! And that’s one mighty fine green sheet background guys : P

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