I Find This Photo Odd: Jannik Hansen in a beanbag chair

Here’s a photo of Jannik Hansen from the Canucks’ first-round series with the Kings. I’m not entirely sure what’s going on in it. It looks like, maybe, Hansen collided with Rob Scuderi along the boards and the two went down.

But it also sort of looks like Hansen convinced Scuderi to let himself be used as a beanbag chair. The LA defender’s nickname is “The Piece”. Maybe that’s only half of it, and the second half is “Of rumpus room furniture”?

Judging by the weirdly vacant look on Hansen’s face, I’m leaning towards the second option. That’s not the look of a guy that’s just been in a high-speed hockey collision. That’s not the look of a guy dialed in at all. That’s the look of a guy vegging out. I mean, check out what happens when you put him on an actual beanbag chair.

Instant relaxation. I bet Hansen has no idea where he is. He looks like he should be asleep with a bowl of Chex Mix in his lap.

Anyway. This was a stupid post. In closing, here’s Hansen on Dale Weise’s invisible couch.

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9 comments

  1. sarah
    April 27, 2012

    This article fits my Quarter-to-Five, on a Friday mindset to a T

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  2. Tamara B
    April 27, 2012

    awesome. That is all.

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  3. Rituro
    April 27, 2012

    Off-camera in the final picture: Cory Schneider rocking out on a Guitar Hero guitar. Hansen and Weise are clearly transfixed by C-Wall’s performance.

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    • kyran
      April 29, 2012

      c-wall! dig it!

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  4. Cathylu
    April 27, 2012

    Someday I’m going to have to learn Photoshop ’cause it looks so fun.

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  5. Micheal
    April 28, 2012

    That last picture ties Lunogo’s recent tweet for winning the internet.

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  6. JS Topher
    April 28, 2012

    Put an N64 controller in his hands… he’s defs playing some MK64

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  7. Cha Cha Cha Charmin
    April 28, 2012

    He looks high.

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  8. Winsy
    April 29, 2012

    Love it! Thanks!

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