Here’s a photo of Jannik Hansen from the Canucks’ first-round series with the Kings. I’m not entirely sure what’s going on in it. It looks like, maybe, Hansen collided with Rob Scuderi along the boards and the two went down.
But it also sort of looks like Hansen convinced Scuderi to let himself be used as a beanbag chair. The LA defender’s nickname is “The Piece”. Maybe that’s only half of it, and the second half is “Of rumpus room furniture”?
Judging by the weirdly vacant look on Hansen’s face, I’m leaning towards the second option. That’s not the look of a guy that’s just been in a high-speed hockey collision. That’s not the look of a guy dialed in at all. That’s the look of a guy vegging out. I mean, check out what happens when you put him on an actual beanbag chair.
Instant relaxation. I bet Hansen has no idea where he is. He looks like he should be asleep with a bowl of Chex Mix in his lap.
Anyway. This was a stupid post. In closing, here’s Hansen on Dale Weise’s invisible couch.
Tags: I Find this Photo Odd, Jannik Hansen, photoshop, really stupid post ideas, rob scuderi