The other day, someone brought a sign to the Canucks game that said “Edler get in my Bed-ler”. It was creepy, and it got me to thinking that it’s about time someone compiled a post of the worst and most suggestive pieces of posterboard Canuck fans have brought to Rogers Arena. So I set out to do just that, combing through image galleries for uncomfortable signage.
Along the way, I came across this sign from a playoff game between the Vancouver Canucks and the Chicago Blackhawks at the United Center. It won’t make it into the eventual post of suggestive signs, of course, because it’s not suggestive. It is, however, hilariously vague:
Presumably, this guy means the Sedin twins, but when you fail to specify and just make a blanket statement like “Twins are gross”, one wonders if your problem runs deeper. Maybe he’s unnerved by the science of twinning itself?
I especially like the other guy there, making the crying gesture as though his buddy’s professed disgust for twins has devastated Roberto Luongo to the very core. Yeah boo hoo twins are dumb! What do these guys think, that Luongo spends his offseason touring the country, raising twin awareness? That he has a vested interest in worldwide twin acceptance? I doubt he cares all that much if these guys take issue. Heck, the sign may as well say:
Waaaah! The miracle of life is weird!
I imagine these guys brought other signs that speak to their issues with basic science.
Yeah boo hoo it makes no sense idiot!
Take that! Some of us don’t like birds, ass!
Get it out of our schools!
That’s all it is! Baby want his bottle!?
Anyway. This is the worst sign ever. Here’s a blank one so you can create your own signs depicting these guys speaking out against the way the world works. Please do, and be sure to share them with us.bad signs, Chicago Blackhawks, I Find this Photo Odd, Luongo, twins are gross