Did you know that Sami Salo eats gloves? Yeah. He totally does. It’s a nerves thing. Don’t believe me? I have proof. Here’s a photo of Sami Salo in which, if I’m reading his facial expression correctly, he finds his gloves tantalizingly delicious-looking. They call to him. Put me in your belly, they say, and he is powerless to resist their siren’s call. I heard that, sometimes, at Christmas parties, Sami Salo steals into the coatroom, and when he comes back, there are bits of yarn in his teeth.
I’m not really sure there’s any other explanation for this photo, which I find exceedingly odd. Unless, maybe, he thinks his gloves are fondant-lidded sprinkle-sided vanilla lemon cakes? That’s a common mistake, right?
Note: please photoshop other foods onto this sill and e-mail them to passittobulis@gmail.com.
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BECanucks
August 2, 2011You’re incorrigible… after Schneids Instruments, now Sami food? Tsss…
Well thank you, I feel I’m going to laugh again!
The Bookie
August 3, 2011He took the gloves off and is looking at the shaft of his hockey stick while licking his lips.
Ye gods PITB, are you trying to gift Flames fans meme fodder?!?
Harrison Mooney
August 3, 2011Way to poop right on the party, Bookie.
And yes. Yes I am.
Kchan
August 3, 2011I’ve heard bergeron’s gloves aren’t bad either