There are plenty of Free Agency Day liveblogs you could join on July 1. So what, you might be asking, sets ours apart? Well. This ain’t some sissy liveblog, boy; this here is a meta-liveblog.
But what does that mean? Well, it means we’re not LiveBlogging Free Agency Day. We’re actually LiveBlogging ourselves watching TSN’s Free Agent Frenzy. Sure, we’ll report the news, but you can find that anywhere, such as on the nationally broadcasted program where we’re getting it.
What you’ll get here, as a bonus, are ruminations on what everyone’s watching. When Pierre McGuire inevitably stands too close to Darren Dutchyshen — We’ll have something to say about that. When the producers cuts away to a panel that isn’t aware they’re on, then panics and cuts back to James Duthie, the “home free” of TSN live telecasts — we’ll have something to say about that. When Darren Dreger or Bob McKenzie tweets breaking news, live on television, before they announce it orally, live on television — you’d better believe we’ll have something to say about that.
You’ll also hear our immediate reactions to Canucks moves and non-moves, our own hunger pains, and the expected moment our wives beg us to stop this nonsense, then leave us. And, if ever you tire of us (which is likely, nay, probable), we’ll have special guests to keep things fresh.
We’ll riff. We’ll go way off topic. We’ll forget why we’re here and start arguing about the merits of Teen Wolf II.
We launch at 8:45am. Try to be hilarious.Tags: Canucks, featured, Free Agency, Free Agency Day Meta-LiveBlog Spectacular