Yesterday, we presented a funny little photo that depicted Cory Schneider in what appeared to be the the climax of a blistering air guitar solo. It was a sweet pic. We had some fun with it, soliciting photoshops from our readers that put the imagined axe into his hands. The results were, as the kids say, ”cool beans.”
So here are some more.
Here’s one by yours truly, in which Schneider is shredding Prince’s symbol guitar. No word on whether or not he’s also picturing himself in four-inch glitter heels.
Here’s one by SK Brown, who informs me that Schneider is rocking a Limited NHL Edition 1/100 Fender Telecaster. I don’t play the guitar, but that sounds pretty balls.
Here’s an anonymous submission from someone that may not understand the joke. Shortly after finishing this photoshop, I imagine the submitter looked up, confused, and said, How did Schneider get my sandwich?
Great stuff from @evillordschmidt, who suggests that Schneider is actually playing Guitar Hero. If so, I hope he’s playing that Pat Benatar song. She’s my second favourite 80s rocker chick after Bonnie Tyler.
Same idea, different game. According to @pseuccubus, not only is Schneider playing Rock Band, but he’s defs winning. See that orange bar? That’s hard mode, boys and girls. I’m fairly certain he’s shredding the guts out of Motorhead’s Ace of Spades. Careful, Cory, you’ll combust!
Speaking of combustion, this next one from JR Ferrer tells a story. A story of a man who rocked his plank so hard that he caught on fire.
I did this one. I said to myself, what if Schneider’s more of a banjo-mandolin kind of guy?
And maybe Cory Schneider’s a big Devo fan and he actually just wants to play the Keytar? It’s making a comeback, you know.Tags: Canucks, Cory Schneider, cory schneider's git-box, photoshop, Questionable Comedic Content, schneider just wants to play the keytar, the many axes of Cory Schneider