Yesterday, we presented a funny little photo that depicted Cory Schneider in what appeared to be the the climax of a blistering air guitar solo. It was a sweet pic. We had some fun with it, soliciting photoshops from our readers that put the imagined axe into his hands. The results were, as the kids say, ”cool beans.”

So here are some more.

Here’s one by yours truly, in which Schneider is shredding Prince’s symbol guitar. No word on whether or not he’s also picturing himself in four-inch glitter heels.

Here’s one by SK Brown, who informs me that Schneider is rocking a Limited NHL Edition 1/100 Fender Telecaster. I don’t play the guitar, but that sounds pretty balls.

This one by @smithstepheng takes the Canucks theme to its logical conclusion. There’s really no doubt Schneider is playing Where the Streets Have No Name.

Here’s an anonymous submission from someone that may not understand the joke. Shortly after finishing this photoshop, I imagine the submitter looked up, confused, and said, How did Schneider get my sandwich?

Great stuff from @evillordschmidt, who suggests that Schneider is actually playing Guitar Hero. If so, I hope he’s playing that Pat Benatar song. She’s my second favourite 80s rocker chick after Bonnie Tyler.

Same idea, different game. According to @pseuccubus, not only is Schneider playing Rock Band, but he’s defs winning. See that orange bar? That’s hard mode, boys and girls. I’m fairly certain he’s shredding the guts out of Motorhead’s Ace of Spades. Careful, Cory, you’ll combust!

Speaking of combustion, this next one from JR Ferrer tells a story. A story of a man who rocked his plank so hard that he caught on fire.


Yeah. That is definitely my favourite submission so far.

I did this one. I said to myself, what if Schneider’s more of a banjo-mandolin kind of guy?

And maybe Cory Schneider’s a big Devo fan and he actually just wants to play the Keytar? It’s making a comeback, you know.

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8 comments

  1. Schneider's Teeth
    June 15, 2011

    The second “Guitar Hero” one is actually Rock Band. Just so you know.

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    • Harrison Mooney
      June 15, 2011

      Pfft. I knew that. I was just checking to see if you knew that. Anyway. You passed, so I changed it.

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  2. marpolejoel
    June 15, 2011

    re:banjolin
    I’ll never look at Steve Martin or Peter Buck without thinking of this pic.

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  3. JS Topher
    June 15, 2011

    Strange how in the 3 part series of photos depicting the flaming axe, the guitar (of which I do not exactly know the brand) in photos 1 and 2 suddenly turns into a hollow body Gibson once it bursts into flames… clearly #35 has some wizard tricks of his own… must be a ginger thing, right? Also, it’s interesting to know that he plays a left handed guitar.

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    • Harrison Mooney
      June 15, 2011

      Well, you know, that’s because… shut up. IT’S NOT REAL.

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  4. long time reader first time poster
    June 15, 2011

    best post ever!!!

    just when I thought nothing could top the Raffi and the bowling ball series…

    love how schneids is able to keep his stick under his armpit while rocking out…talent!!!

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  5. Rachael
    June 15, 2011

    I would love it if someone could photoshop one of those neon, dollar store, blow up guitars into this picture.

    Thank you.

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  6. SteveB
    June 16, 2011

    well… it was fun while it lasted, but not how it ended.

    I am depressed and dejected, but even more so embarrassed and ashamed that a bunch of violent thugs have permanently given our city and Team a black eye.

    “History Will Be Made” like it or not, we’re going to be remembered for the riots and not for a magnificent run that sadly sputtered at the finish line.

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