It’s a stressful time right now. With Game 7 just a few hours away, fans of the Vancouver Canucks are slightly on edge. After 106 games played, the entire season rides on just one game. With that kind of pressure, you might have some questions: which Roberto Luongo will show up tonight? Is there more than one Roberto Luongo? How many Roberto Luongos are there? Which one takes long walks on the seawall? Are all the Roberto Luongos married? Do you think a girl like me would have a chance with a guy like him?
What about injuries? Is Alex Edler 100%? Is Henrik playing through broken ribs? Are Ryan Kesler’s legs still attached to his body? Does Keith Ballard have a broken heart? Does he need someone to hold him close and tell him everything is all right? What do I do?
If the Canucks win tonight, will there be a riot? If they lose, will there be a riot? Should I wear heels or sensible flats, just in case there’s a riot? Why are so many of these questions from a feminine perspective? What is happening?
Sometimes the fever pitch reaches a critical point. When that happens, we at PITB recommend that you take a step back, focus on your breathing, and enjoy a much-needed Moment of Pure Bulis.
Did you know? Jeff Tambellini’s favorite board game is Snakes n’ Ladders.
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