This whiny-looking photo of Henrik Sedin (Whinerik?) was taken just moments after the Canucks’ captain was felled by an Andrew Ference crosscheck to the ribs. The Sedins, as you might know, spend a lot of time with their backs to defenders, and as a result, their spines have evolved into diamond nanorods. Their fronts, however, are crosschecked much less often, and therefore retain the sensitivity of normal people. This hurt.
A lot of people accused Henrik Sedin of trying to sell a call here, but that’s not what I see in this photo. I see a sensitive soul singing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” from a place of raw emotion. I also see a lot of other things.
Here are 20 things Henrik Sedin might be saying in this photo.
Edit: Bonus 21st! Courtesy of @peeseegee: “Wanna see my impression of a ‘little fake artist’?
I’m no hero. By all means, suggest other, better, funnier captions in the comments.Tags: Blogs are for lists, Canucks, captioning photos is the lifeblood of the internet, Henrik, Questionable Comedic Content, that milton quote was from memory bitches, whinerik