A week ago, Kevin Bieksa surprised Scott Oake and the CBC broadcasting crew by answering a rather innocuous question about the Canucks’ third period strategy with lyrics from a rap song – LMFAO’s shots, to be exact. It was great, especially because it led to the creation of this animated gif:

Last night, CBC returned to the bit, mashing up Bieksa’s crunk response with the chorus of the song. I especially like the way they synced up the “shots” with Bieksa engaged in spirited acts of pugilism. Good on them to remember that, when given the opportunity, Kevin Bieksa will drag his knuckles across your face. (Be sure to click that link if you like watching Bieksa pulverize dudes.) Yes, Bieksa likes fighting. He once commented that his daughter had headbutted him harder than a Tom Kostopoulos one-punch, which proves he’s training his children to fight. Also, Michael Landsberg once asked him why he always looked like he wanted to punch something, and Bieksa responded, “because I do.”

Oh, how this man would enrich the Twitterverse.

Anyway. Don Cherry has been banging Bieksa’s drum (or, as he calls it, Bieska’s durm) for some time now, but you might have noticed that the rest of the CBC has fallen for Bieksa pretty hard this postseason. The Bieksa interview is becoming a staple of a Canucks’ telecast on CBC.

Clearly, we weren’t the only ones who noticed what a great quote he is.

Expect to see much more of Juice as the Canucks continue their playoff push.

 

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4 comments

  1. peanutflower
    May 16, 2011

    Brilliant as usual. One can never get tired of the Raffi face, even if it is all orange and stuff.

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  2. olde coot
    May 16, 2011

    Now when you’re half as old as I
    And think that soon your end is nigh
    Then of the past you’ll talk like me *
    And rave of Kess and St Louis

    While unaware of Bobby Baun
    Or Dryden Dutton and Dionne
    You’ll have your time of which to sing
    Like when Luongo did his thing

    And just as I you’ll have stories
    Of the greatest and their glories
    Like Espositos Phil and Tony
    And like Flying Phil Maloney

    And one fine friend like Whisky Jack
    To share with you your looking back

    Olde Coot

    * poetic licence allows for grammatical incorrectness

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  3. DanD
    May 16, 2011

    I believe Don Cherry likes to call him “Biekska,” which you have to admit is kind of catchy.

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  4. DavidRThomson
    May 17, 2011

    Yet again, ur blog has prevented me from sleeping..late night reading at its finest!!!! Keep up the good work!!!

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