It has come to my attention that friend of Pass it to Bulis and all-around nice guy Tanner Glass has become the target of entirely fictional slander from our friendly competition hated rivals, The Kurtenblog. In their humorous and good-natured article reprehensible attack piece, they claim that Tanner Glass is a cancer in the dressing room, has a me-first attitude, has connections to Somali pirates, and once drove a bus through the window of a Burger King.

LIES! LIES AND DECEIT!

Clearly, the Kurtenblog has been misinformed by themselves, as their accusations are entirely off-base. Fortunately, I am full of forgiveness, as I suspect they have just misheard or misunderstood these claims about Tanner Glass. For example:

• Tanner Glass is not a cancer in the dressing room. Actually, he is hiding the cure for cancer in the Canucks’ dressing room. Easy mistake to make.

• Tanner Glass does not have a me-first attitude. What he has is a knee-first attitude, and always attempts to take out his opponents knees. Little known Tru Fakt: Tanner’s first coach in College was Ulf Samuelsson.

• Tanner Glass does not have connections to Somali Pirates. Instead, he pirates music, but only music by Somali musicians, ensuring that they cannot profit from their art.

• Tanner Glass never drove a bus through the window of a Burger King. It was a soup kitchen.

Kurtenblog, I shall expect a prompt apology to the morally upright Tanner Glass forthwith.