The Vancouver Canucks have scored a grand total of 2 goals against the Nashville Predators in Round Two of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Of special concern are a few of their gunslingers: Ryan Kesler, Henrik Sedin, and Mason Raymond. The trio combined for 75 goals in the regular season, 29% of the Canucks’ total output. They have combined for a whopping 0 goals in the playoffs. The ka-tet seems to have been de-railed from their ka. These gunslingers have forgotten the faces of their fathers. I am here to remind them of their oaths and prevent the ka-tet from splintering.
Speak the oath! Remember the face of your father! Become a gunslinger once more.
Tags: Canucks, Dark Tower, Nerdery, Questionable Comedic Content, Stephen King
I do not aim with my hand;
He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.
I do not shoot with my stick;
He who shoots with his stick has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.
I do not score with the puck;
He who scores with the puck has forgotten the face of his father.
I score with my heart.