This photo kind of reminds me of that classic final scene in Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof, where Abernathy, Kim, and Lee take turns punching and kicking Stuntman Mike to death. Part of me wonders if, say, we’d get this exact same photo if Luongo had let Patrick Sharp score on the powerplay.

If you imagine this photo as a highly-anticipated and long overdue beatdown, the group hug to Luongo’s left becomes absolutely hilarious. We finally did it, you guys! We finally beat the crap out of Luongo! What we need is a big THE END transposed over this image in, like, classic 70s retro font, and maybe some tweety birds (or tweety Torreses) fluttering around Luongo’s head.

Yeah, I find this photo odd.

This is definitely the next photoshop contest. I’m on the wrong computer right now, but if somebody could provide the Luongo cutout in the comments, I’d be most grateful. After that, it’s all you guys. Best ‘shop wins a prize that may or may not be tangible.

 

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  1. thefalconer
    April 28, 2011

    I’m a photoshop rookie, but someone needs to make one of that Luongo on a gynecologist table, maybe giving birth to the raffi bowling ball.

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    • vancityt
      April 28, 2011

      Like, “Luongo helps birth Round 2 for the Canucks”?

      Or, “Luongo’s Round 2 Berthing”

      Or….

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  2. beninvictoria
    April 28, 2011

    Clearly Torres killed him. Yet again the NHL fails to protect its players….

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  3. The Bookie
    April 28, 2011

    Am I the only one who sees that Roberto is doing a gatorade funnel?

    Let the man celebrate! It was a party!

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  4. Eugen
    April 29, 2011

    “Hey Ballard! We told you not to do it again!”

    … and the rest of the team takes matter into their own hands since the NHL is so unreliable…

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