Canucks news comes fast and furious, and sometimes we find ourselves playing catchup. Thankfully, the Dreaded Two Goal Lead–often called “the worst lead in hockey”–is super easy to come back from. Everybody knows it’s a guaranteed death sentence for those that hold it. Well, much like an ice hockey team coming from two goals down, PITB will now effortlessly catch up.

The Canucks announced early on Wednesday morning that Harold Snepsts would be the fourth former Canuck to see his name in the Ring of Honour. Snepsts is a worthy recipient, currently holding the franchise records for games played and penalty minutes. Also, he looked like this. I’ve heard criticism that Snepsts, a depth guy of sorts, doesn’t deserve the honour–that if he didn’t look the way he did, he might not be remembered as fondly. Well, Halle Berry endured similar criticism, and she’s got an Oscar. Admittedly, Snepsts’ look did give him a certain notoriety, but you can’t fault a guy for riding his remarkable unattractiveness into the annals of Canucks’ history. Somewhere, Brent Sopel is wondering if the same strategy could work twice.

News broke early this morning that Kevin Bieksa might be the latest devouree of The Monster That Ate Everybody, the creature that’s picking offf Canucks’ defenseman at a rate of one per game. It turns out that, Tuesday night in Minnesota, when Bieksa stepped in front of the large rubber disc traveling at approximately 100 miles per hour, he got hurt. Juice reportedly has a foot fracture that may keep him out of the lineup, and Evan Oberg has been recalled. Jeff Paterson points out that, if Bieksa doesn’t go, Christian Ehrhoff will have 7 more NHL games played this season than the rest of the Canucks active d-corps combined. Hopefully, this occurs to Ehrhoff before he jumps into the rush.

If you’re looking for good news on the defensive front, the best anyone can do is report that everyone’s surgeries went well. Edler’s back surgery was successful, and Andrew Alberts’ wrist surgery was as well. Normally, this wouldn’t be big news, but I imagine that the recent string of bad luck had everyone a little concerned something would go wrong on the operating table. Example: Alex Edler blocked a shot during the procedure and wound up being awake through the whole thing. He’s out indefinitely with incoherent rambling. Seriously, though, the way they’re doling out surgeries these days, the Canucks’ doctors must feel a bit like Dr. Nick Riviera. Rumour has it every patient got a free nose job.

And finally, perhaps you heard the yesterday’s non-news that Ian White had been traded to the Canucks. Obviously, he hadn’t, and the news was actually just a Twitter rumour that spread out of control, but still, it was scary for awhile. Reports circulated that Jannik Hansen was headed the other way, and everyone freaked out a little, which is a testament to how far Hansen has come. He wasn’t a lock to make this team in the preseason. Now he’s a vital cog. Anyway, the news was eventually debunked by way of a Mike Gillis tweet, which is impressively progressive, from one perspective. On the other hand, others suggested Gillis simply did it that way because he didn’t want to take a call from TSN.

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7 comments

  1. Kenny-Blankenship
    February 17, 2011

    Now we have the same payroll as Nashville! hopefully we'll start getting some guys back shortly

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  2. Kyle
    February 17, 2011

    Well, this is getting comical.

    The good news is we should have everyone back int the playoffs.

    The bad news is the rest of the season is going to be a struggle, though one I think Vancouver can rise too.

    The bad news is we're going to watch Nashville AND the Canucks play trap all night.

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  3. Anonymous
    February 17, 2011

    Quote from Grey's Anatomy "If you didn't die on the table, we tell you your surgery went well"

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  4. Ablefish
    February 17, 2011

    I don't use Twitter… is that why all the links in this article go to a "This Page Doesn't Exist" on Twitter?

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  5. By-Tor
    February 17, 2011

    I maintain my position that our defense is cursed. Who wants to try to break it?

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  6. Harrison Mooney
    February 17, 2011

    @Ablefish Thanks for letting me know. I think I fixed that.

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  7. Ablefish
    February 18, 2011

    Yep, fixed for me. Cool.

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