Canucks 2 – 3 Blues There are many possible explanations for the wave of mutilation that has befallen our defense corps, and they all involve the unspeakable. This ain’t no worldly happening, y’all. This is a straight up X-file. Here are some theories: Sami Salo’s lifelong injury demon is the most powerful Hellspawn since Dakota [...]

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“I just gave her the meat.” – Ryan Kesler, February 14, 2011

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Sometimes, you just can’t find the words, and on a day like Valentine’s Day–a day especially made for the expression of true-hearted sentiment–that simply will not do. Thankfully, when your tongue gets tied, you can reach into a box of Sweethearts and find the secrets of your heart already expressed (provided the secrets of your [...]

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From the I-Can’t-Believe-This-Has-to-Be-Said Files: Michael Grabner is having a fabulous rookie season for the New York Islanders. The former Canuck is now leading the New York Islanders in goalscoring, but that’s not quite eye-opening enough. How’s this: with his hattrick last night, Michael Grabner now has more goals than Alex Ovechkin, Jarome Iginla, and Patrick [...]

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